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My name is Sara Smith, and I am delighted to welcome all my sisters to my website. I hope to promote my hip and loving philosophy to the whole world. But first let me tell you a little about myself. I am a homemaker in Germantown, a suburb of Memphis, Tennessee. For the last nine years I have been married to this extremely mediocre man, named Warren Smith. You won't believe how mediocre he is. He is an accountant, who only makes $60,000 a year and he only has a six inch penis. But the love of my sisters and my deep dedication to feminist values enables me to cope with these unfortunate circumstances. I have dedicated my life to healing all my sisters from the evils inflicted on them by patriarchy and sexism. I invite all of of you to listen to my recordings of "Girly Girly Fun" which is available for your listening pleasure on this website. I also am involved in the much acclaimed " Sarah Smith Hip and Loving Ladies Workshop". I have been giving these workshops since the mid nineties, and they have been a great success. I always tell the women at the beginning of these workshops," Never be afraid to express the fire in your loins, the love in your heart, or the brilliance of your mind at a Sarah Smith workshop; because I too have fiery loins, a loving heart and a brilliant mind." So many women have been forced to hide the fire in their loins, the love in their hearts, and their brilliant minds from patriarchy behind the persona of being stupid frigid bitches; that many of us have forgotten that it is only a persona.I think the truth about male insecurity is illustrated in the terrorists attacks. These men, who were unafraid to fly a suicide mission, would have been scared shitless to confront a woman with fiery loins, a loving heart, and a brilliant mind. Sarah Smith videos are also available for your purchase.
I would like to share a part of my soul and my determination to fight for feminism in this poem.
" To Fuck Us Over "
To fuck us over, they will all try.
To get into our pants, they will always lie.
By economic discrimination, our bodies do they buy.
They know we don't like them, but they are too stupid to understand why.
They are all a bunch of little dick idiots, and I hope they all die.
Groovy, Sisters!
I think this poem illustrates a point my mother told me many years ago. She said, "Sara, you could always count on a man to fuck over you." I have certainly found this to be true. Anytime I want to be fucked over, I call a man and they come a runnin'. You know? I am sure there are millions of beautiful hip and loving ladies, who are also tired of being a sucker for a bunch of pricks, particularly if they are average size or less. I am sure there are, likewise, millions of women whom are also fed up with the diet of "Big Macs" & little dicks. Of course, the worst bunch is those guys with small incomes, little dicks, and big attitudes. But please don't construe me to be a "man hater." I have a very deep love for hip and loving guys with big bucks and big dicks, and I would like all of them to know that all of my orifices are always available for their penetration. As a matter of fact, one of my hottest mastubation fantasies is to be gangbanged by groups of hip and loving guys, with big dicks and big bucks. You know.But the alternative to this sad state of affairs is, of course, sisterhood. Here is another one of my poems:
" Sisterhood Poem "
Why is it that you run from girly-girly fun?
Why is it that sisterhood you shun?
All beautiful hip and loving ladies should come together as one.
Let the Goddess within you open to the sun.
Let me lick you all over and call you "hun."
I have many sexual desires toward you that remain undone.
Groovy, Sisters!
Let me emphasize that, in girly-girly fun, everybody gets lucky. Whereas, in heterosexual sex, the guy gets lucky and the woman gets fucked over. This hardly seems fair to me.
So please feel free to email me and share your fantasies, nude pictures of yourself, or questions. I am always here for you and I am asking all my sisters this important question: "What's the harm in girly-girly fun?"
Be hip and loving,
Sara
