To
turn a goddess or a god into a saint,
first you castrate them so the decent folk don't faint.
Next you paint over their realness with Catholic white paint.
Then the establishment that killed them will gladly pray to them
with no complaint.
Now Jesus turned water to wine,
and he danced, laughed and made love.
And showed the thieves and whores how to be divine.
Of course the Catholic Church insists it was only their future
salvation he had in mind.
Now according to Shakespeare,
Joan of Arc was a wild lady,
who loved orgies in the park.
But the Catholic Church originally said her visions were fake,
and burned her sweet ass at the stake.
Five hundred years later, the Catholic Church admitted they made
a mistake,
and canonized her a saint.
But when they tried her for sorcery and heresy,
she said she was in contact with God.
The priest laughed as he put the torch to the stake,
saying, "no you ain't".
So if they can't get rid of a rebel by killing.
They pretend that it was really a Catholic way of life, these
saints were fulfilling.
So as you can see, the Catholic Church is real cunning and has
lots of tricks,
and they've created saints by removing cunts and dicks.
And if in the near future we have another inquisition,
and the establishment kills its enemies to save the world from
lust and superstition,
they'd probably kill all the rock stars with a dagger,
and five hundred years later, they'd canonize Saint Jagger.
