Calvin Badmother
My name is Calvin Badmother, and I is a pimping crack dealer operating in the the Memphis Tennessee area. I is expanding my business and believe very deeply in my black motherfuckin' heart in being an equal opportunity pimp, so I is getting my website in operation to recruit white ho's from all over the world.
Another purpose in establishing this website is to communicate my views to the world. As my business card reads; Pimp, Crack Dealer, Rapper, Genius. I is all uh these. So whether you is a bro, ho, or uptight honky mofo, there will be a lot to be learned from the Calvin Badmother website.
A lot of you uptight honkies think there is a serious drug problem in the hoods. But actually, most of the bros and ho's that I knows don't think of themselves as having drug problems. They think of themselves as having a lack of drug problems. kno'Dat Right!
But the main focus of this motherfuckin' website is recruiting mo' white ho's. Even if you is inexperienced, I is willin' to train you. I have a very generous employee crack-rock purchase plan. Hell, I even have a pension plan for you ho's if you lives long enough to collect it, and if I lives long enough to pay it.
So please, all of you ho's consider the experience you can gain working for me. Anybody who is interested in learning mo' about these great opportunities should email me. I'd like to know as much as possible about your experience in hoin' and drugs. I'd also encourage you to send me lewd pictures. Kno' Dat Right!
Remember, if you want to be a ho, Calvin Badmother is the bro in the know.
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Calvin Badmother
